Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Ones We Love (Retard continued)

“I was packaging those books up today."

He knew the hanging sentence meant she was mad at him. "And..."

"And the sound of the packing tape made Madison run into the other room.”

“She was probably looking for me cause she wanted to play the game.”

“You know, when I had to pull that tape off her she yelped.”

“You should have just let it fall off naturally.”

“It doesn’t fall off naturally.”

“Maybe she thinks it was worth all the fun we had. Huh Retard.” The dog’s tail started wagging.

“I don’t know why she loves you so much.”

“Because even pain is better than boredom.”

After his wife left the room he walked over to the dog and started petting her and doing his stupid doggie voice. “Does that tape really hurt you retard. I’m sorry.”

3 comments:

systemsdestruction said...

“I don’t know why she loves you so much.”

“Because even pain is better than boredom.”


Pretty deep stuff man, I like your style.

204 said...

god, isnt that the truth sometimes

Mr. Apron said...

God-- you're going to make Retard a star, man. A fucking star!