“She’s drinking from the toilet again.”
“It’s a free country babe.”
“Not when she drips it all over the carpet and licks me with her toilet mouth. Don’t you see a contradiction in giving her people food, treating her like a person, then making her drink from the toilet?”
“Don’t you see a contradiction in keeping dogs in the house when there's people sleeping in the street?”
“Why do you always do that?”
“What?”
“You know what.”
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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5 comments:
Great comeback. I love the banter.
Also, I left you something epic at my blog! Go see!
You're really a goddamn genius. I'd say you should write plays, but nobody would know about you because Americans are too fucking dumb to go to the theatre.
I guess you're better off with the blog.
I agree - you're a brilliant writer. I cannot wait to read more.
Snark makes the man.
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