Sunday, May 17, 2009

Toilet Mouth (Retard continued)

“She’s drinking from the toilet again.”

“It’s a free country babe.”

“Not when she drips it all over the carpet and licks me with her toilet mouth. Don’t you see a contradiction in giving her people food, treating her like a person, then making her drink from the toilet?”

“Don’t you see a contradiction in keeping dogs in the house when there's people sleeping in the street?”

“Why do you always do that?”


“You know what.”


birdykins said...

Great comeback. I love the banter.

birdykins said...

Also, I left you something epic at my blog! Go see!

Mr. Apron said...

You're really a goddamn genius. I'd say you should write plays, but nobody would know about you because Americans are too fucking dumb to go to the theatre.

I guess you're better off with the blog.

Charlee said...

I agree - you're a brilliant writer. I cannot wait to read more.

Le Kutz said...

Snark makes the man.