Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Kids (Retard continued)

“I don’t know what I would tell them.”

She looked at him, confused.

“They’re kids. I’m sure you’ll figure it out.”

“Well, what will we raise them to be?”

She started getting upset.

“You were the one who said you wanted kids.”

“I do. But it’s completely selfish. I’d be a terrible father.”

“You are the most caring man I’ve ever known. Look how good you are with the dog. She loves you.”

“I call her retard.”

“But you don’t mean it. I’m sure we can come up with better names for our kids.”

1 comment:

JouJou Loves You said...


"I call her retard"

I lost it with that line. Belly roll lost it.